dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

(via plug)

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

(via duckindolans)

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

(via raggedybearcat)

tumblr user: OKAY LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE SO-
me: chill

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